Lyrics provided by https://www.songarea.com/ ---Poor Unfortunate Souls--- --Jonas Brothers-- I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light and made a changeAnd I fortunately know a little secret It's a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed Pathetic Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner This one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They coming flocking to me crying Will you help us, pretty please? And I help them Yes, I doThe men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore Yes, on land it's much preferred For ladies not to say a word And after all, dear What is idle prattle for? They're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can But they dote and swoon and fawn On ladies who've withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who gets her manPoor unfortunate souls Go ahead, make your choice I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day It won't cost much Just your voiceThose poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet You've got to pay the toll Take a gulp, take a breath Go ahead and sign the scroll Nick and Kevin, now I got her boys The boss is on a rollPoor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner This one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeedThose poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true They come flocking to me crying Will you help us, pretty please? And I help them Yes, I do Those poor unfortunate souls