Oh me, oh my, oh youWhatever shall I do?HallelujahThe question is peculiarI'd give a lot of doughIf only I could knowThe answer to my questionIs it yes or is it no[Chorus:]Does your chewing gum lose it's flavourOn the bedpost overnight?If your mother says, don't chew itDo you swallow it in spite?Can you catch it on your tonsils?Can you heave it left and right?Does your chewing gum lose it's flavourOn the bedpost overnight?Here comes a blushing brideThe groom is by her sideUp to the altarJust as steady as GibraltarWhy, the groom has got the ringAnd it's such a pretty thingBut as he slips it on her fingerThe choir begins to sing[Repeat Chorus:]Now the nation rise as oneTo send their only sonUp to the White HouseYes, the nation's only White HouseTo voice their discontentUnto the PresidentThey pawn the burning questionWhat has swept this continent?[Lonnie Speaks:]If tin whistles are made of tinWhat do they make fog horns out of?[Man Shouts:]Boom, boomDoes your chewing gum lost it's flavourOn the bedpost overnight?If your mother says, don't chew itDo you swallow it in spite?Can you catch it on your tonsils?Can you heave it left and right?Does your chewing gum lose it's flavourOn the bedpost overnight?On the bedpost overnight?[Man:]Hello there, I love you and the one who holds you tight[Lonnie:]Monday, Tuesday, WednesdayThursday, Friday, Saturday nightOn the bedpost overnight[Man:]A dollar is a dollar and a dime is a dime[Lonnie:]He'd sing another chorus but he hasn't got the timeOn the bedpost overnight, yeah
