Patch Song Lyrics

A wont a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet

A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet

Everyone in town will be lookin their best,

Even Mrs. Selman with the one extra breast.

Its a kind of a nite when ur feet match

When u feel nearly 5 foot 3!

They'll laugh and they'll dance and they'll pee in their pants

Cuz there's a patch at the all star a banquet waiting for me!