[Intro: Benny Mox}Misunderstood's an understatementAnd by the way, I think your cost of goods is understated[Verse 1: Benny Mox]Why yes, I can do your taxesI test controls, man I'm best at thoseAnd if you need help with your net cash flows then I got youNot to mention, I got partners and clients that are all up on me for my talentsAh, man, I'm not complaining, but sometimes it's hard to balanceBut if I audit your cash, best believe that I'm gonna bring changeMVA, the Most Valuable Asset, chillin on a balance sheet with other prepaidsMan your criticism won't stickSee this suit, it's made of TeflonIt's like I am the SEC and the rest of the rap game's Enron[Chorus: Adam Tell]Why don't we try to convergeClose the gap between GAAP and IFRSWhy don't we try to uniteIn this together, accountants-for-lifers[Verse 2: Benny Mox]What's gain if you never know lossWhat's gross if you never know costWhat's debt if you never know profitAnd what's NASDAQ if you never own stockWhat's staff if you never know bossDeserve a little credit, no swapsWe're in your interest, this is our business and it never stopsMitigating risk right hereComing to collect when the checks don't clearIt's time that you all understand what we do and you recognize what we accrueAre you getting these puns?Excelling at worksheets, calling it a formula one, that's racingIf money talks, all I gotta say is this is an income statement[Chorus: Adam Tell]Why don't we try to convergeClose the gap between GAAP and IFRSWhy don't we try to uniteIn this together, accountants-for-lifers{Bridge: Both]Hi. Here you are. Mind if I sit here?No, go for it!Thank you, it's a nightmare tryin'a find a seat at these things!I know. I can't believe how many people are here!YeahI'm AdamLemington, nice to meet you!You too!Why don't we try to convergeClose the gap between GAAP and IFRSWhy don't we try to uniteIn this together, accountants-for-lifersSo what do you do for fun?Uh, I like to brand music, actuallyNo way!Yup, that's me!I do too, I produce!Really?Yeah!Wow!Accounting and music, who would've thought, right?Haha! Now that would be a weird song[Chorus: Adam Tell]Why don't we try to convergeClose the gap between GAAP and IFRSWhy don't we try to uniteIn this together, accountants-for-lifers
