[Intro: Biff Howard Tannen, 3D (Goon #1), Slick (Goon#2)]You hear that guys? "Calvin Klein's goin' to the sissy dance on Saturday"! Well, we wouldn't be caught dead, at a thing like that, would we guys?!No...! Yes...![Biff Tannen, 3D (Goon #1), Slick (Goon#2), (3D & Slick), Biff and gang]There's somethin' about that punkThat I don't trustHe's dangerousThere's somethin' that don't add upArithmeticAnd a hockey stickThere's somethin' about that guySince he appeared!It's really weird!YeahThere's somethin' that's all messed upIt don't make sense how he's dressed up!I'm gonna find himAnd whеn I do (And when you do...)I'm gonna remind himOf what a man can't do!I'm gonnaTeach him a lеssonThat he'll always forget! ("Never forget"!)Teach him for messin' withA man he won't regret... ("Man he will regret"!)Yes, I'm the man he won't regret! ("Will regret"!)Teach him a lessonThat I haven't learnt yetTeach him for messin' withA man he will forget... ("Man he won't"!)Yes, I'm the man(You're the man)I'm the man(You're the man)I'm the man!(He'll be destroyed!)There's somethin' about that boyIt's heads, he winsAnd tails, I lose!There's somethin' that I'll/(he'll) destroyI'll pay his dues!I'll shine his shoes!SATURDAY NIGHT!!! (*laughs evilly*)
