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Gift of the Magi 2: Return of the Magi

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Gift of the Magi 2: Return of the Magi - AJJ Lyrics


I used to be a dead guy, now I'm a fucking Jedi

And I've got lots of news for you, and I've got a long list of things to do

I used to dwell in the present, I used to be so hesitant

But now I've got my whole life to live, and I've got all my love to give

To all you fuckers that I hate



It's like the Gift of the Magi; more like the Gift of the Magi 2

You sold your soul to buy some tits and I sold my soul to grow a dick

We got to get him in the van, but what if he resists?

Just kick him in the back of the fucking head

And put him in the back of the fucking van



It's a miracle of science

All this betrayal and violence and it lives inside us all

And it lives inside our heart, just like a stupid fucking tapeworm

Who can we blame?



The husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair

Because she was way less fuckable and that's just unforgivable

He moved into a condo, he hung out by the pool

But he never wore a bathing suit, he just wanted to scope out the talent



If God doesn't like ugly, then God doesn't like anybody

So fuck God anyway, God is obsolete

Oh, my God thinks my jokes are funny

There is no one to blame

People are just fucking mean



Go Suns!

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