Roll down your windows, Look!Lassie got her head crunched by a WinnebagoBad girl, bad LassieDad says, "Christ did you see that"Then a squirrel starts toScamper back and forthScamper back and forthBack and forthScamper back and forthWhat a spazz, Don't hit it dad! No!Roll down your windows, sniff!Another possum covered with maggotsDad says "Geez honey, was that you?"We All laughMom's not amusedOh little casualty of our vicious highway systemOh little martyr of our trip to the mallRoll down your windows, heave!