Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,Bells are ringing all around.Snowflakes fall and lights adornOur very merry Tinsel Town!Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingleSanta sits us on his kneeChristmas gifts lie patientlyBeneath our decorated tree!Fa ya la ya, la ya la la lee!Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah!It's our time to send a gift,To someone less unfortunate!AlvinBut Dave, if Christmas is "sooo merry," why did you say it makes you uptight?DaveI-I never said that Alvin!TheodoreYes you did.DaveI don't need this from you TheodoreAlvinYou said, you can't wait for it to be over, and-DaveHo Ho Ho Alvin, that's your line, Ho Ho Ho...Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,Carolers sing merrily.Presents promise happiness,If only temporarily!Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,Grandma sends us baby truck.We are way too old for that,But Dave tells us to suck it up!Fa la ya la, la ya la la yup!Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah!It's the time to celebrate,And send gifts we'll appreciate!AlvinLike cash Grandma! Send us cash!DaveAlvin...TheodoreNo more trucks grandma,Simon TheodoreYeah!DaveUh, shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote? Please?AlvinAh, but you're in a bad mood anyway, and just-DaveI am not in a bad mood!TheodoreDave, you said to be honest with our feelings...DaveSo?!SimonJust admit that you're stressed.DaveI AM NOT STRESSED!Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,Cars are honking constantly.Giving David headaches and,Increasing his anxiety!Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,Grown-ups seem to go berserk.Why are parents so wigged out,When Santa Claus does all the work?Fa la ya la, la ya la beserk!DaveO-Ok, hold it right there guys, this is not what I wrote. And, I never said to "suck it up"Theodore SimonYes you did.Theodore"Suck it up fellas. Just quit your whining and suck it up." That's what you said Dave!DaveUh, can we just stick to the song?AlvinWe're just trying to express our feelings! And just because we want iPods and cash, a-and, you don't understand!DaveOh just suck it up, Alvin!AlvinHa-ha! Gotcha!DaveAlvin!AlvinYou are so busted.DaveAlvin!AlvinHo-Ho, just admit that-DaveALVIN!Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,Bells are ringing all around.Snowflakes fall and lights adornOur very merry Tinsel Town!
