[Verse 1]Hey, mister, where you headed?Are you in a hurry?Need a lift to happy hour? Say, "Oh, no"Do you brake for distilled spirits?I need a break as wellThe well that inebriates the guilt[Chorus]Troubled times, you know I cannot lieI'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride[Verse 2]Cold turkey's gettin' staleTonight, I'm eatin' crowFermented salmonella, poison oak, noThere's a drought at the fountain of youthAnd I'm dehydratedMy tongue is swellin' up, I say[Chorus]Troubled times, you know I cannot lieI'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride[Bridge]Don't know where to goDon't know where to goDon't know where to goDon't know where to goDon't know where to goDon't know where to go[Chorus]Troubled times, you know I cannot lieTroubled times, you know I cannot lie, yeahTroubled times, you know I cannot lieI'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride[Outro]Hitchin' a rideHitchin' a rideDon't know where to goDon't know where to goDon't know where to goDon't know where to goDon't know where to goDon't know where to goDon't know where to goDon't know where to go
