I'm an American proud and strongBut wouldn't you agree that something's really wrong, heyAnd I go to Washington to see what I can doBut they say thanks man nothing's real with youAnd I pay taxes, to see what's going onGot relatives in Texas but that can't hear a soundI think Miller stinksMy socks are in the sinkAnd I go shopping, it's real real funBut the things I buy on TV they never ever come, heyAnd I got a girlfriend who's really really neatShe picks up her clothes and lets me kiss her feetI work my taxes, see what's going downAnd I wear black since ??? hit the townThis is how we thinkThis is why I drinkI'm an American not a clownI watch TV to get my feet on the groundWoah, woah
