[Intro: Annoying Orange]Annoying Orange!2023!Full-made Suprise Airbag song, yall!Woohoo![Verse 1: Annoying Orange]If you think you're safe, you're wrongIt's an airbag *airbag deployed*Sleep with one eye openPillow's airbag *airbag deployed*Takin' test at schoolDesk is airbag *airbag deployed*Ridin' on a mule? Nay!It's an airbag (Let's go!) *airbag deployed*[Chorus 1: Annoying Orange]Your mother's an airbag, brother's an airbagTeacher's an airbag, bleachers are airbagsDon't be a drag, embrace the bagHatin' on airbags? Red flagGrandma's an airbag, grandpa's an airbagCousin's an airbag, McLovin airbagYo mamma? Bag!Yo llama? Bag!Pajamas? Bag!Bananas? Bag![Post-Chorus 1: Annoying Orange]Airbag, airbagEverything around you is airbag (Keep it going!)[Verse 2: Annoying Orange]Sailing on a boatIt's an airbag *airbag deployed*Cleaning up with soapNope, an airbag *airbag deployed*Ba da ba ba baI'm lovin' it airbag *airbag deployed*Hit that subscribe buttonPsych! An airbag (Like and subscribe, y'all!) *airbag deployed*[Chorus 2: Annoying Orange and Bunny]Spoon is an airbag, moon is an airbagAirtag's airbag, airbag's airbagYou don't care for this airbag gag?Too bad, stop bein' a dragBaldi's an airbag, volleyball airbagFreddy's an airbag, ready, set, airbag!Dummy airbagMummy airbagHoney airbagBunny... DUBSTEP!*dubstep music intensifies**record scratch* Just kidding! I'm an airbag*airbag deployed*[Interlude: Annoying Orange and Pear]This is getting ridiculous! Not everything can be an airb- *airbag deployed* AAAHHHH!!Sorry! Did you say something, pear?Nggh! I don't wanna get surprised by airbags anymore!Sure thing, there's the exit!*Pear inflates* Waaait, what's happenin' to me? Why do I feel so- *Pear turns into an airbag* AAAHHHH!![Verse 3: Annoying Orange]Hey, that cloud looks kinda like an airbag *airbag deployed*BFFs can finish each other's airbags *airbag deployed*Grass is green and 1+1 is airbag *airbag deployed*I'm sorry to inform you that the lumps on your butt are... hemorrhoids! (There's a cream for that!)[Chorus 3: Annoying Orange]Doggy's an airbag, froggy's an airbagKnock knock! Who's there? Fool, it's an airbagPants are an airbag, France is an airbagEnd of Sixth Sense? He's an airbagMittens are airbags, chickens are airbagsColonel's secret recipe? Two cups airbagToo much airbag? Maybe a tadBut I'm not listening, so tell it to Brad[Post-Chorus 2: Annoying Orange]Airbag, airbagEverything around you is airbag (Break it down!)[Bridge(?): Annoying Orange, Ladies, Dudes and Pear]Hey, ladies! Yeah?! Ladies! Yeah?!Whatcha really really want? Airbags!Fellas! Yeah?! Fellas! Yeah?!Hit me with it two times! Air air bags!Pear! What? Pear! What?Whatcha think ya standing on? Probably an airbagPear! What? Pear! What?It's actually a portal to Dimension Airbag! (AAAHHHH!!)Dimension Airbag, Dimension AirbagSong's getting weird now, Dimension AirbagSong's getting weird, Pear has a beardWait, that's not a beard! Yup, it's an airbag![Verse 4: Annoying Orange]It's not FishbarfceptionIt's an airbag *airbag deployed*Watch out for that zeppelinIt's an airbag *airbag deployed*Will you take the blue pillOr the airbag? *airbag deployed*Cannot tell what's realWhat's an airbag?! (Yo, do it!) *airbag deployed*[Chorus 4: Annoying Orange]Yoyo is airbag, Frodo is airbagDeuce Deuce Bigalow, Male AirbagHigh five airbag, Wi-Fi airbagBest YouTuber? Annoying Airbag!Morning is airbag, evening is airbagMiley came in like a wrecking airbagWhere is airbag? There is airbagAirbag, airbag, barebag, airbag[Post-Chorus 3: Annoying Orange]Airbag, airbagEverything around you is airbag (One more time!)Airbag, airbagEverything around you is airbag
