With a mouthful still to swallow
The diet starts tomorrow
Whenever I get hurt I
Skip dinner have a big dessert
Whenever I get hurt I
Skip dinner have a big dessert
I went to the doctor
I'm not going back
He said "you're prime for a heart attack"
(woo ooh ooh ooh)
I know I should take better care of my health
But when I'm down, vegetables don't help
Whenever I get hurt I
Skip dinner have a big dessert
Whenever I get hurt I
Skip dinner have a big dessert
I went to the patisserie
They're always very happy to see me
(woo ooh ooh ooh)x2
I've got these cravings, and I can't stop them
It's only a problem if you admit it's a problem
I admit I've got a problem
I admit I've got a problem
I admit I haven't got any clothes that fit
Whenever I get hurt I
Skip dinner have a big dessert
Whenever I get hurt I
Skip dinner have a big dessert
Whenever I get hurt I
Skip dinner have a big dessert
Whenever I get hurt I
Skip dinner have a big dessert
(woo ooh ooh ooh) x2
I've got these cravings, and I can't stop them
It's only a problem if you admit it's a problem
I admit I've got a problem
I admit I've got a problem
I admit I haven't got any clothes that fit
It's hard to address the elephant in the room
When everybody knows that elephant is you
With a mouthful still to swallow
The diet starts tomorrow
I know why you look ridiculous
Those calories taste delicious
Whenever I get hurt I
Skip dinner have a big dessert
Whenever I get hurt I
Skip dinner have a big dessert
