Well i was on a cruise ship out at seaMy fiance and meThe ship went downEverybody drownedAnd i was just glad the sea didn't swallow meWell i was in distress'cause my hair was such a messAnd so i washed up on a beach9 hungry eyes was staring' down at meI'm in the middle of a Cannibal BuffetIm feeling well, they like me that waySo if you really wanna know what's eating meIt's the man-eaters on the coast of BarbaryOh trouble was a-foot: they were eating mineToe-ing the party lineI was starting to feelThese guys are HeelsTruth be told these cannibals have got soleHey numb-skull look at me! I got a bone to pick with theeYou ain't Humorous! Stop Rib-bing me!Have a spine! Bone up boy! Set me free!I'm in the middle of a Cannibal BuffetIm feeling well, they like me that waySo if you really wanna know what's eating meIt's the man-eaters on the coast of BarbaryMissionaries came to this placeThey taught us manners, now these cannibals always say grace"thank you Good Lord for this wienerAnd the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in"And then we eat your faceI'm in the middle of a Cannibal BuffetIm feeling well, they like me that waySo if you really wanna know what's eating meIt's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary
