I've got a dog and my dog's name is CatBet you never heard a thing half as crazy as thatBut not only that, I've got a catAnd Cat's name is dog like dog's name is CatI bet you think that's pretty absurd--But wait 'til you hear about my fish, BirdAnd listen to me and you'll hear this:I've got a bird and I call him FishWith my bird and my fish, my dog and my catPeople all stare when I tip my hat.;It's strange as can be when we walk in the parkBut it's stranger still when the cat starts to bark