Once when I was all alone on a mountain by the seaI eyed a one eyed cyclops looking straight at meHer head was green and hairy. She had a dozen toesHer one eye looked so scary, She had warts upon her noseI tried to run away from her, but I was losing groundShe was coming faster and faster at me, making a horrible soundA SHIGGIE BA GE BA BA BE BE BA A SHE BA BE BA BE BA BAYA SHIGGIE BA NAY BA GA NAY BA BE OE DE BA BA BE BA BE BA BE BA BAYIt was hopeless if I ran. We were standing head to headThen she grabbed me in her hand and turned to me and said"I wish you wouldn't run so fast. I think you're kind of cute. ""Not only that,," she whispered low, "I think that I love you.""You are the apple of my eye," she said, and then she gave me a wink"Sweet as a cherry pie," she said, though maybe she Just blinkedA SHIGGIE BA GE BA BA BE BE BA A SHE BA BE BA BE BA BAYA SHIGGIE BA NAY BA GA NAY BA BE OE DE BA BA BE BA BE BA BE BA BAYIt happened oh, so fast. It sounded oh, so weirdAnd though her mouth had a funny taste, it was nothing as I fearedI see what I was frightened of was what I did not knowAnd I guess you can love someone with warts upon their nose'Cause I live up on the mountain now, bordered by the seaWith a half a dozen cyclops kids who almost look like meA SHIGGIE BA GE BA BA BE BE BA A SHE BA BE BA BE BA BAYA SHIGGIE BA NAY BA GA NAY BA BE OE DE BA BA BE BA BE BA BE BA BAY
