Well this is a song about glamourising drugsI advise you to stick some powder up your noseSomething that's legal and fully legitYou can buy this stuff on the internetIt's taken the country's kids by stormBrand new craze of MethadroneSorta like pills, sorta like cokeDefinitely gonna fuck you upWell I had some and it was really good funBut I'm not sure it's for everyoneThe government are going to make it illegalRight before the general electionEverybody's had someThey're going to want some moreAnd if it's produced illegallyThe profits will rise accordinglyEveryone will still be taking itJust won't be in the newspapersAnd all the money that is earnedFalls in to the dirty handsIf everyone must get stonedWhat will we do with MethadroneWell I had some and it was really good funBut I'm not sure it's for everyoneThe government are going to make it illegalRight before the general electionEverybody's had someThey're going to want some moreInstead of outlawing itWe could legalise itWe could educate about itAnd regulate the outputHave licensing lawsLike we do with alcoholWe could put a tax on itAnd with the money that we getWe could build a hospitalWell wouldn't that be coolWell I had some and it was really good funBut I'm not sure it's for everyone