[Intro]There's a hoedown thereThere's a hoedown there (Hoedown where?)There's a hoedown, hoedown, hoedown thereThere's a hoedown there (Hoedown where?)There's a hoedown there!There's a hoedown, hoedown, hoedown there!Well I was bored with the lesbian sceneI told myself I gotta find another thingSo I strapped on my bootsAnd I walked down the streetAnd I rolled right in to the local d.k.b(Drag king bar, that is!)[Verse 1]When I walked in at quarter to eightWell I thought that I might be straightAt the drag kind bar last nightIt's unlike me to look at boysWhen the girls are packing toysI can dig that scene all rightThen across the barHe played the air guitarAnd mouthed those words real sexyIt was then that I surely knewThat this one would be a twoIf I played my cards just right (Yee haw!)[Chorus]Well I was drunk and I was boredAnd he was cute so I was luredAt the drag king bar last nightWhere all the boys are really girlsAnd the fags whip out their pearlsAt the drag king bar last night[Verse 2]Then at a quarter to tenHe scoped me againAnd drank his beer so sexyIt was then that I surely knewThat this one would be a twoBy the end of the night tonight (Yee haw!)[Chorus]Well I was drunk and I was boredAnd he was cute so I was luredAt the drag king bar last nightWhere all the boys are really girlsAnd the fags whip out their pearlsAt the drag king bar last night[Verse 3]Then he used the line that works everytime;He said "Hey, is this seat taken?"I said "No" he said "Let's go"I said "Where?""I don't care!I'm a scorpioTake me home right now" (Yee haw!)[Chorus]Well I was drunk and I was boredAnd he was cute so I was luredAt the drag king bar last nightWhere all the boys are really girlsAnd the fags whip out their pearlsAt the drag king bar last night[Verse 4]Then at a quarter to twelveAs I began to delveInto that drag king last nightWell my thoughts were so strangeBoy my luck sure had changedI was queen to the king last nightYee haw![Chorus]Well I was drunk and I was boredAnd he was cute so I was luredAt the drag king bar last nightWhere all the boys are really girlsAnd the fags whip out their pearlsAt the drag king bar last nightWell I was drunk and I was boredAnd he was cute so I was luredAt the drag king bar last nightWhere all the boys are really girlsAnd the fags whip out their pearlsAt the drag king bar last nightYee haw!
