Do you recognize this music? ...Well duh!Why? You silly noob, it's the Legend of Zelda!
Here we go now!I'm an old man and this cave is my homeTake this it's dangerous to go alone
Now journey across a spooky landYou hold in your hand a sword that shoots laser beamsWon't you feel like a man, dressed up like Peter PanOn a quest greater than your dreams!
(Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy)Go, Link, from here to over there,You'll find Ganon's lair,C'mon it's your destiny!Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified,Purchase the strategy guide from me
(Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now)
Zelda is looking pretty pale, she just broke a nail
So hurry!
Just steady thy course,Go find that Triforce
Then take it by force!
And maybe she'll bake a cake, bake a cake, just for you, take a breaky-cakeGo, Link!
Get your man on!
Seek out Ganon!
Don't be late or hesitateGo consummate your foretold fateYou just might get a date!Woh-oh-woh-woh-woh

It's dangerous to go alone... take some trail mix!
