Guess who just got back today?The infernal children that'd been awayHaven't changed, hadn't much to sayBut man, I still think the plan is crazy!Kids were asking if you're aroundWhere he was, where he could be foundI told them he was in the North PoleDriving all the old elves crazy!The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)You know that elf that used to dance a lot?Every night, he'd be on the floor, shakin' what he's gotMan, when I tell ya he was cool, he was red hotI mean hе was steamin'And that time over at Santa's placеWell, this elf got up and he slapped Santa's faceMan, we just fell about the placeIf that elf don't wanna know, forget 'em, forget 'em!The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)Spread the word around, you been good, you motherfucker'Cause I know Santa's coming down your chimney with a piece of fucking coal!Christmas night he'll be dressed to killDown at Dino's bar and grillThe gifts will flow, and nog will spillAnd if Santa wanna fight, you better let 'emThat jukebox in the corner blasting out his favorite songsThe nights are gettin' longer, it won't be longWon't be long 'til Christmas comesNow that Santa's here again!The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)The Santa's back in town! (The Santa's back in town!)
