Embassy Officials:Oh, my dear how boring,He's defectingJust like all the others,He's expectingUs to be impressedWith what he's done here,But he hasn't stoppedTo think about the paperworkHis gesture causes--We've an embassy to run here.If these people can't strikeBlows for freedomWith a valid visa,We don't need 'em.If we seem offhandThen please rememberThis is nothing very specialHe's the fourth we've hadSince last November.Who do these foreignChappies think they are?Official #1:And when he's safely in the WestHe'll be the hero to discuss.The media will lionize him,Fame and fortune plus,Officials:No-one will recall it'sThanks to us.Official #1: [Spoken]You have a wife?Anatoly: [Spoken]Yes.Official #3: [Spoken]You have two children?Anatoly: [Spoken]Yes.Official #2: [Spoken]And they're not coming with you?Anatoly: [Spoken]No, not for the moment.Official #4: [Spoken]You play chess. You are good at it?[Official #3 whispers in #4's ear]Oh. I hear you're world champion.Anatoly: [Spoken]Since yesterday.Officials: [Spoken]That's still good.[Sung]Have you an appointmentWith the consul?If you don'tWe know what hisResponse'll be,He will not see you--With respect it buggers upHis very taxing schedule,Pushing peace and understanding.Let us hope this won't affect it.Far too many jokerCross the border,Not a singleDocument in order.Russia must be emptyThough we're all forBasic human rights,It makes you wonder,What they built the Berlin wall forWho do these foreignChappies think they are?And when you'veFilled in all the forms,And been passedClear of all disease,Debriefed, debugged,Dedrugged, disarmed,And disinfected, pleaseDon't forget the guysWho cut your keys.
