We wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasAnd a Happy New YearNow bring us the figgy puddingNow bring us the figgy puddingNow bring us the figgy puddingAnd a cup of good cheerWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasAnd a Happy New YearWe won't go until we get someWe won't go until we get someWe won't go until we get someSo bring it right hereWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasAnd a Happy New Year[Alaska Thunderfuck]Figgy pudding is not veganI don't want any figgy puddingAnd what, and a cup of good cheerSounds like a laundry detergentI don't need, I'm good on laundry detergent[Manila Luzon]You know, the worst part about Christmas is after ChristmasIt's like when you have to de-dragYou know what I mean, Alaska?[Ginger Minj]Ohhh all I want for Christmas is for Violet Chachki to give me back the crown and the cheque that she stole from me[Jiggly Caliente]We wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry...And a Happy New YearYo Bianca, thanks for the new teeth![Jinkx Monsoon]I don't even know what I'm even doing on this albumI mean is anyone, are we gonna spin the dreidel?[Phi Phi O'hara]Hey santa, ahh it's Phi PhiYou know I've been really, really good this year, so please no more coalBut Jiggly, I mean she's really not that nice[Jiggly Caliente]Wait I was a good girl right, this year?[Katya Zamolodchikova]Christmas in Russia is so strange because there isn't really Santa ClausIt's actually the devil and he is a cross dressing like cross playing BarbarellaCharacter who is all in black and red but for some reasonWe're all so happy to meet himWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasAnd a Happy New YearWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasWe wish you a Merry ChristmasAnd a Happy New Year
