Pizzaman

Pizzaman - Cisco Kid Lyrics

(Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not)



In the morning I go down to eat breakfast,

I said to the waitress I want to pieces of toast,

She brings me only one piece,

I tell her I want to piece,

She said go to the toilet,

I say you dont understand,

I wanna piece on my plate,

she said you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch,

I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch



I dont need this shit!



Later I go down to eat at the big restaurant,

the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,

but no fork,

I tell her i wanted a fork,

she telling me everybody want a fuck,

i say you dont understand,

I wanna fork on my table,

she says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch,

I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch



I dont need this shit!



So I go back to my room in a hotel,

and there are no sheets on the bed,

called the manager and tell him I want a sheet,

he says go to the toilet,

I say you dont understand,

I wanna sheet on my bed,

he says you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch,

I go to the check out and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',

I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, holiday dench'



I dont need this shit!