I went down to the bar to have myself a drink'Cause Grandpa had given me some news and I had to thinkThe bartender said "Have a drink of gin, 'cause drinkin' gin ain't no sin"But I told the bartender that drinkin' gin won't let your nature bendGrandpa can't fly his kite'Cause Grandma won't give it no tail, noSo you see, I've got to use what Mother Nature gave meBefore Father Time takes it away, yeahThe mother rabbit told the father rabbitShe said "Sex ain't nothin' but a habit"The father rabbit told the mother rabbit"Well, baby, shoot the habit to me rabbit"The male bee makes love to the queen beeUntil she criesHe knows when he finishes makin' loveHe's surely gonna dieBut you see, Grandpa can't fly his kite'Cause Grandma won't give it no tail, noSo I'm gonna use what Mother Nature gave meBefore Father Time takes it away, yeahI told you, I got sixteen inchesAnd it's four inches thickAnd the first day I don't make loveI'll take gravely sickI feel sorry for GrandpaBecause I know what he wants to doAnd that's how come I came over to your houseBecause I got to make love to youYou see, Grandpa can't fly his kite'Cause Grandma won't give no tail, no, shake itSo I got to use what Mother Nature gave meBefore Father Time takes it away, yeah(Instrumental Break)I went to see my doctor, just the other dayHe said, "Clar, you won't last too long if you don't slow down the pace"I said, "Listen, doctor, good lovin' ain't no sinBut if that good stuff kill me, then let me go with the breeze"Grandpa can't fly his kite'Cause Grandma won't give no tail, noSo I got to use what Mother Nature gave meBefore Father Time takes it away, yeahOne more verse...Grandpa and Grandma were layin' in the bedAnd Grandpa turned over, and this is what he saidHe said, "Wake up Grandma, don't sleep so damned sound'Cause that ain't what you promised when we first laid down"Grandpa can't fly his kite'Cause Grandma won't give no tail, yeah, yeah,yeahSo I got to use what Mother Nature gave meBefore Father Time takes it away, yeah
