Songwriter: Judd, Cledus T.Now, we all know the pride of Hazzard County, Bo and LukeUncle Jesse, and let's not forget Miss Daisy DukeRosco, don't you know, that sheriff was no straight shooterSome may hate Boss Hogg, but man, we all love CooterThe girls down at the Boar's Nest used to love to see 'em comin'There ain't much in that little town them Duke boys ain't tried jumpin'And when we hear that General Lee's familiar "Dixie" hooterWe all knew we'd get to see a little CooterNow, Cooter is the reason that TV show was so hotAnd Bo and Luke, they hung out with Cooter quite a lotAnd when they took Cooter for a ride in them backwoodsThey did things with Cooter (ha ha!) no man ever shouldCooter kept them boys' engine fired up and smokin' No matter how they tore it up, Cooter kept on goin'No such thing as GPS or On-Star computerThem there boys didn't need no help when it came to findin' CooterNow, we have every episode on high def DVDAnd we love to watch ol' Bo hood slide across our big TVAnd Daisy in her short shorts could knock me any cuterBut what we want to see is a whole lot more CooterFor those of you who think this song could not be any cruderGet your mind out of the gutter; I'm just talkin' about CooterYee-haw!
