Muniphobia Lyrics

Claustrophobia, hypuchondria, xenophobia rolled up into

one

Just stay in your car I'll stay in mine and we won't

bother anyone

Because I'm afraid of public transportation

Please don't get too close to me

Please don;t get too close to me

I got automobile infatuation

Everyone's disgusting

Nobody gets quite as clean as me

Nevermind the problems caused by everyone commuting

individually