Life is like a rollercoaster It does flips and throws you over Board your ship that's going nowhere If you stop, you'll end up somewhere
Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody, just hold hands
Everybody wants to go to californ-I-a To live their life on a sunny day Dreaming of someone else's wife and kids (kids and wife) But they'll be bringing you the same old shit (strife)
Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody, just hold hands
Everybody wants to go to Jamaica Queens in drag will surely fake you Take you home, and then they'll rape you But you like it, so say 'thank you'
Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody, just hold hands
Now, everybody wants to go to Iraq But once they go, they don't come back Bringing peanut butter jelly and other snacks We might have our freedom, but we're still on crack.
Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody wants to go to Japan Everybody, just hold hands
