I met a little girl in SaskatoonShe was beaming, bold and beautifulAnd higher than the moonBefore I could profess she left too soonThe words she spoke were enough to make me blueShe said, I know just what you're wishingTwo folks in our conditionWe'll never leave this bar room with our prideSo go about your earthly missionDon't trust no politiciansYou look to yours and I will look to mineI met a Nashville honkytonkin' queenAnd the caress of her amber lipsWas reserved for Jim BeamTook her by the arm, she made a sceneWhiskey was yet to dull her tongue it seemedShe said, I know just what you're wishingTwo folks in our conditionWe'll never leave this bar room with our prideSo go about your earthly missionDon't trust no politiciansYou look to yours and I will look to mineOut west, by God, Virginia's where I'm boundShe's as wild, she's as wonderfulAs any girl I've foundSo keep me just as long as I'm aroundI never have to hear that awful soundWell I know just what you're wishingTwo folks in our conditionWe never leave this bar room with our prideSo go about your earthly missionDon't trust no politiciansYou look to yours and I will look to mineYou look to yours and I will look to mine
