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Heidi Hoe Lyrics

Whatup bitch? I'm Peavey Wheatstraw

And you don't stop with the Heidi, Heidi Hoe

Hi hoe or bye hoe if you're lookin' for a sucker

I'm just another motherfucker



Pucker your lips do flipslike Mary Lou

Just because I fucked you doesn't mean that I'ma marry you

Bury you I will do after I bill you

Kill you hoe 'cause your shit smells like mildew



Pe ew think you need some soap and a rag

Or better yet black, flag, you scallywag

Tag, I didn't mean to diss dis hoe butt

But you need to stay such, do not touch



Much disrespect goes out to you

And your parents, too, for havin' you

Haven't you been introduced to a douche

I guess you said fuck footloose and got pussyloose



No juice, you shoulda dried up, like a prune a

Mister mechanic this place needs a tune up

For the pink Cadillac 'cause it's block is off

And have more use, than a public park



For recreation, givin' up the body is a hobby

I'm tellin' Santa Claus you been naughty sing it

Hoe, hoe, hoe, Merry Christmas

Aiyyo JuJu, I just had to diss dis



Heidi, Heidi Hoe, huh, the Heidi Hoe

All the niggaz know, yo the Heidi Hoe, c'mon

The Heidi Hoe, hah the Heidi Hoe

All the niggaz know, that you're a Heidi Hoe



Now bring it back brotha

Eni meeny meeny meeny meeny meeny miney moe

Careful to catch a tiger, after you catch a tiger

You can catch a hoe, there's your hoe, kiss a hoe, fuck a hoe



Diss a hoe, I'm Peavey Wheatstraw from the Southside of Chicago

Hablo ingles? I don't know espanol Joe

I can go the line plus a hundred like Flo Jo

Homo's a nono, so faggots, stay solo



I roll my dick so it holds just like a Rolo

Total recall, yeah, I see y'all

I see you, I see you're a freak too, so peek a boo

I'm prickin' you whether or not, took you out that's work see



So get your skirt see, and bitch, dirty

Curtsey, dosey-do out the do' slut

This is what I come on, so slut you better grow up

Slow up, you forgot your earrings here take em



Salami beef and ham with the asalaam alaikum

Like that hoe, that hoe, that hoe, that hoe

Dabba da dat, it's like that hoe



Sittin' on the dock of the bay, I say hoe

Say hoe? Hoe do you know, do you know?

Bo knows this hoe blows much, much dick

An undercover trick, a toe a tac a tic



Naked at, frick a frat, plus her puddy wat

C'mere K K K K K K, yo c'mere you little puddy cat

What, your booty black is so indespicable

You squaw pie, tack haired, motherfuckin' jiggaboo



You can suck a dick or two or three or four or mo' here

But first get colon eye birds off your forehead

My nigga Coe said, that you're an around the way girl

You're fuckin' everybody around the way



And then all around the world

And you still can't find yo' fate

But you had a couple of babies

I mean her butt's like gravy



The lady is a tramp snake hoe yo

And all of that fuck her sixty nine

You get the eighty six and don't call me back

Your black ass bunion' there's a party

In your mouth bitch and everybody's comin'