The glass half emptyAin't good enough for meWhen its brown liqueur over iceYou can save your breathBecause I've reasoned to dispute words to the wiseOhNo Way, No WayYou're not gonna rain on my paradeWhatever you say, whatever you sayIt's all from nothin' I'm afraidYou want to change my mind theres no wayA box of candy, chocolate covered caramelsSweet sugar tastes like happinessMy teeth are rotten and my bellies gettin round
but I can't resist, oh no noNo Way, No WayYou're not gonna rain on my paradeWhatever you say, whatever you sayIt's all for nothing I'm afraidYou want to change my mind but theres, No wayDress me in the shade of greyAnd pay the one who digs my graveThis fat man is goin' out with a smile, yeah yeahThrow me the Bible, we'll go on like this for daysYeah I can use the scripture tooI can't be certain of exactly what it meansBut neither can you, oh no noNo Way, No WayYou're not gonna rain on my paradeWhatever you say, whatever you sayI'm only a jester, you're the sage
You want to change my mindYou want to change my mindYou want to change my mind
But there's no way
