[Intro]'K ready?One, two, three, four[Verse 1]If I were a fish and you caught meYou'd say "Look at that fish"Shimmering in the sunSuch a rare oneCan't believe that you caught oneIf I were a fish and you caught meYou'd say look at that fishHeaviest in the seaYou'd win first prizeIf you caught me[Chorus]Why's everybody on the internet so mean?Why's everybody so afraid of what they've never seen?If I was scrolling through and I saw meFlopping around and singing my songI'd say "Damn, they're cute" and sing along[Verse 2]If I were a rock you would pick me upAnd say "That's a nice rock"Skippiest on the lakePlop, plop, plopI'm the perfect shapeAnd if I were a sock you would put me onAnd say "That's a nice sock"Happiest as a pairI found you now I'm not scared[Chorus]Why's everybody on the internet so mean?Why's everybody so afraid of what they've never seen?If I was scrolling through and I saw meFlopping around and singing my songI'd say "Damn, they're cute" and sing along[Bridge]How lucky are we?Of all the fish in the sea?You get to be youAnd I get to be meJust let them be meanWe're as free as can beTo be the you-est of youAnd the me-est of me[Outro]If I were a fishDoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooIf I were a fishDoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooIf I were a fishDoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooIf I were a fishDoo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
