[Edan]Out the dungeon of brain-pain I cameWith the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframeWith a suit made of electricityI ran through the Great Wall of China convincinglyThat was after the world tourWhen I traveled through gravel and battled matter at the Earth's coreI did the show on a fireball, a pioneerRan into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion's earI fought fear with the hammer Thor lent meAnd tangled with the angel of death for four centuriesPut a name plate on the astroid beltAnd I ran through the future with a android's helpThats when civilians were made of metalI received a coronation cause I had the last flower petalMy powers settled a clash between racesAnd put good people on the magazine facesSubstituted television scandals for elephants and pandasTell 'em it's the elegant commandoWith a hand so big I punched a Sphynx in the noseAnd the nose decomposed and so the story goesI slaped a 40-o out of a young man's handAnd fed him lessons of life to formulate a planI wore the prime meridian as a wristbandAnd gave away my riches but I still remained a rich manThe quicksand I withstood for goodAs I hopped a dragonfly to outer space and met Count Bass...
