If you never hit a cow at 3 a.m.In a borrowed OldsmobilePlayed cards all night in the county jailWith the one arm man name PhilIf you never counted ball off the fifth floor railAnd do a bull at the Holiday Inn'Cause it was Panama City, you were drunk and she was prettyThe paramedics gave you a prefect tenAnd when we're old and rocking on the porchRe-living all our gloryYou might have a few less scarsBut I'll have better storiesIf you never been bitten by a snake in a churchWhile you sang "Amazing Grace"If you never had to bribe a border guardTo overlook that one suitcaseIf you never hustle pool in a biker barAnd had an eight ball break your noseThen hit the first Harley with the front of your truckJust to watch them all fall like dominoesWhen we're old and rocking on the porchRe-living all our gloryYou might have a few less scarsBut I'll have better storiesIf you never been banned from a Taco BellIf you didn't fry your nest's eggIf you never had a doctor say "what the hell?"As a little mad nurse climbed out of your bedWhen we're old and rocking on the porchRe-living all our gloryYou might have a few less scarsBut I'll have better storiesYou might have both brain cells leftBut I'll have better storiesI don't even know where half these scars came fromSomebody remembers though I can't, do you?I know this one right here was from that jump across that carOn that bicycle, you dared me, I did itGirls do love scars
