[Verse 1]I ain't been so nervous since the first dateYou're shaking me baby like an earth-quake tonightBut there's nowhere I'd rather beAnd I ain't been so foolish since the first gradeYou're knocking me over like a tidal-wave tonightBut it's the only place that I want to be[Chorus]Oh, honey can't you see that I'm a disasterI try to stop it but my heart's beating fasterAnd it feels like lo-o-ove[Verse 2]Now you're tearing my house up like a twisterAnd I'm asking myself why I kissed you at allBut I'll have it no other waySo if you leave me crying like a monsoonI'll paddle back to you on my pontoon again'Cuz you're the only one that I want to see[Chorus]Oh, honey can't you see that I'm a disasterI try to stop it but my heart's beating fasterAnd it feels like lo-o-ove[Bridge]I-I-I'm a disaster, disaster[Chorus]Oh, honey can't you see that I'm a disasterI try to stop it but my heart's beating fasterAnd it feels like lo-o-ove