We are going to have a relationship tonightI'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a whileWe're gonna make sweet, sweet comedy love with each otherAnd then suddenly without warning I'm not even gunna call you guysAnymore. The last thing you will have heard me say was"hey, i'll call you guys later" and I never callBut you hear from the grapevine, I'm dating a younger, sexier crowdAnd then I'm really happy, but I'm not happy cuz I think about you guysAnd about a year from now, I'm gonna call weeping in the middleOf the night, "(sniff)you were the best crowd I ever had...(sniff)You really listened to me...and I didn't know the crowd I had til youDespersed." Then we're gonna get together, were gonna hang outAnd maybe we'll all like, ya know, run around town and smash windowsAnd cause destruction. And I'll make jokes and one of you guys will turnAnd be like, "Haha, Dane your a riot!" and I'll go"IM A RIOT? YOUR A FUCKING RIOT!"GET IT?Thats how things are gonna go down tonight!
