I couldn't spell when I was a little kid, I couldn't spell
So my parents were all concerned so they went down to the uh toy store
They bought me a little red box called Speak... n' spell
You remember that? Speak n' spell?
They shouldn't have called it speak and spell
What they should've called it was Speak... Like the Devil!
Remember the voice A-E-I-O-U. What was that? A-B-C-D-
*punch, scream* That thing was evil. L-M-N-
That thing would wake me in the middle of the night like 2 in the morning...
Play with me! Get up, I wanna spell right now! I'm 8 years old
I spell great. I talk like a freak
I'm like...Mom, something is wrong! Something is W-R-O-N-G, wrong
