So many crappy- the first job I had, right. The first job when I was uh
17 uh was Burger King. That was the first job that I had, alright
I didn't want to call it Burger King either cause like yanno
So I used to call it the BK Lounge. If the girls were like...
Where do you work?..I was like I work down at the BK Lounge
I'm a bouncer at the BK Lounge.. Can we get in?
Not without coups. Not without coups baby
So I get the job because my one older brother, my older brother Darrell
He's the manager and I'm like this is gonna be awesome cuz my bro
Manager hooked me up.. He was a dick!
He thought he was THE Burger King! You know what I'm saying?
He sucked! He would put me on drive thru every single night
Why to this day do people insist on yelling at the drive thru?
It's modern technology. I'd have my little headset
Welcome to Burger King. May I please take your order?
WHOPPER. Sir? WHOPPER NO ONION
Excuse me, I'm fucking bleeding from the ears here ok?
Let's turn the main down a tad, ok skidrow?
LARGE FRY MOTHAFUCKA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU BURGER KING!
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BK BROILER?
I would rather have had people yell
It was when people didn't talk loud enough. That drove me CRAZY
I'd have like 10 cars out there and I'd be like Hi Mam
May I please take your order?
*mumbles* some pickles, no no no cheese, uh extra cheese, pickles
What do you want? What do you want?
*mumbles* bun seeds, no bun seeds
What do you want?... no no no no yes no cheese, extra pickles
*mumbles* how much? eh cheese
Mam I can't-hello?...pickle, extra pickles, cheese, bun seeds
And pickles all my pickles and some extra pickly pickles,cheese, pickles
OK are you trying to molest me via drive thru. What are you saying?
Chicken tenders. Sweet and sour sauce on my pussy!
DRIVE AROUND GET SOME SAUCE DRIVE AROUND MAM
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE she want's it her way. That's our motto
It's- come on sauce!
I took I took a lady's order one time. I'll never forget this
I go like this.. Mam. That'll be $3.75. Please drive around
And then there's like this long pause and then she goes..
Where do I go? ...Where do you go?!
You follow the one fucking road you're on to me!
Where do you Ok mam you're gonna go to the Texaco station
Take a right. Go 5 and a half miles southeast
You're gonna see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is Hank
He'll take you to the whopper Lair. That's where you go
And you've got 10 minutes to get there or we take your food!
