There's certain ways that people when they bite it and they show it onThe new... you laugh. Like who gets killed by bees?!Anytime they come on the news like, "A man in Austin was killed by bees."I just fucking laugh. How do you get killed by bees?!If you're walking through the woods, right, and you come near a bushAnd you hear *BZZZZZZZZZZZ* just, you knowRun away from that bush. Whos going near that bush going"HEY IS THAT BEES?" hold on one second, "OH JEEZE! AHHH!"Dude Fuck that! I would punch every bee in the face!Bees aren't taking me out, I'd be like, "FUCK YOU BEE!"*PUNCH*"YEAH FUCK YOU BEE! ALRIGHT BEE COME ON! YEAH!"*BZZZZZZZ* *PUNCH*"Where's the next bee at?!" It's a fucking bee!I could undestand if it was like killer horses, Thats scary shit!Flying through the air kicking you in the face*NEHHHHHH**KICK**NEHHHHHH*THATS SCARY! FUCK BEES! ......FUCK BEES!Know one wants to drown. drowning would be the worst, cause everyoneKnows that feeling. That feeling that you get, Oh its the worstWhen you think you're drowning. like during the summerYou're like at a pool party or something"I'm gonna go into the deep end. Watch my dive. Watch my dive"Right, then you dive in*SPLASH*And the second you get to the bottom your like"GET ME OUTTA HEEEERE!! WHERES THE SURFACE?!!"And you always some up under the kid on the raft"Jesus Christ Timmy! Do not float above me whenI'm Dying in the Abyss! Your son almost killed me with hisUhhhh, Daffy Duck raft over here John. Your son tried to murder meIn your pool. Float away for me. Float away."Fire. Has anyone here ever been fully engulfed in fire?Its gotta be soo hot. That is way to fucking hotIts the worst feeling when you burn yourself tooYou know, sometimes you're making sure soup or some oodlesof noodlesOr something; Or you're cooking up some crack. And you knowYou touch the side of the pot. Just that little*TSSSS*"WOAH!!" That, Fucking kills!! That little thing, you can't take a showerFor like three weeks. You gotta like hold your hand out cause the steamMakes you angry. You try to bring your hand in"OOOOOO! I HATE STEAM! WHOEVER INVENTED STEAM SUCKS!"You know what would be the worst?? This would be the ultimate worstRight here. What if you dove into the pool, and while you wereAt the bottom of the pool freaking out, somebody poured oil on theSurface and lit it on fire! Yeah then you're like"AHHHHHH!"You gotta just keep swimming around, feeling for a spotwhere theresNo fucking fire. Then, What if you found a circle where there was no fireBut the second you came up a big dude just punched you in the face"Get back in the fiery water!You don't come out of the fiery water, cover up that hole with some fire now!Get back in the fiery water!"
