There goes another batch of cookie cutter ChristiansGetting caught up in all their traditionsBelievers talk and they judge all around meThen preach to love your neighbor iron sharpens ironyIt’s the spirit of it all that you’ve been missingChecking boxes shouldn’t ever be your missionLoving Jesus isn’t a to-do listVoting right or a bumper sticker fishThe straight & narrow ain’t just for the straight edgeHe’ll catch you every time, that you fall of the ledgeJesus was nevеr white or AmericanA goodwill painting is a bad comparisonSo come surround thе church in cigarette buttsHe opened up the tomb but your keeping the door shutThere’s room in heaven for us allThese bricks build bridges and not more wallsThere’s room at the table for the-Liars & the thieves, the aborted the abandonedScammers & strippers & the prostitutes & racistTerrorists, communists & the white supremacistsHustlers & pimps, pornstars and rapistsBefore God wiped my butt it was a crapshootI was a monkey chucking pieces of my own poopJesus Christ baptized me with a swirlyScrewed my head on straight and flushed away the worldlyI hope that one day I can call you my brotherWe’ll be united by our love of the FatherAnd when the serpent calls my name I won’t hear itI got that Godric Gryffindor sword of the spiritThere’s room at the table for the-Addicts & the dealers & the drug lords & the junkiesGang members, traitors, dictators & bulliesL G B T Q A I +Let’s love each other like he first loved us!The bad you’ve done won’t separateYou from God’s love in any wayWe’ll all bow at his feet one day. x4