How's your new Ivy League girlfriend?
Is she boring too in the way I couldn't stand to be?
I'm not sorry
I just hope you trust her more than meYou never wanted to date a college girl
Well, I hope you got something out of that deal
Or made your parents proud
I bet she's not as loudDoes it feel better
To be in an Ivy League sweater?
Put your shoes on
And talk about her shitty job
Does it feel better
In that cold Boston weather?
Fuck your Ivy League sweater
You know I was better
Fuck your Ivy League sweater
