Oh, welcome friendIs it just the one bag you're checking in?Oh here it is, I can see your nameIt's all been taken care ofMmhmmJust let me get you to sign on the dotted lineFor your lonely soulOh, here are the keys, conciergeTake this lad to his roomAnd explain the rules of Lonely Boys ParadiseI suggest you start at the bar on the beachMeet a girl, fall in love for the nightAnd find something smoothTo wash this lil' memory downMm, see her across the roomShe's dancing like the moon just tipped to the skyShe's shining brightOh, she takes you by the handMm, you treat her like a manMm, as she's spinning roundShe's looking in into your eyesAnd you roll on down the beachTake off your clothesAnd jump in the oceanYou swim out across the shoreAnd you look back to the beachAnd there's a lobster laughingSmoking a lil' cigaretteHe's thinking, GodI'll never leave this place aliveHere, in the lonely boys paradiseCheck in, but you can never leaveLonely boys paradiseMm when she kisses your lipsTastes like peaches and creamAnd she looks in your eyesAnd she tells you that she's having a good timeAnd she never wants this to endMm, she opens the mini barPours us a drink then we will look at the starsAnd when I look down to seeThe concierge smoking his cigaretteHe's thinking, GodThey'll never leave this place aliveHere at the lonely boys paradiseYou can check in but you can never leaveLonely boys paradiseHere, at the lonely boys paradise