I'm a Pilot Lyrics

Well I walk up to you and I shake your hand

Ask you how your day was, you were up all night, that

sucks I understand

Now hurry the fuck up cause I don't want to wait

I'm in a hurry and it's your fault I'm stepping 20

minutes late



Cause I'm a pilot, I only care about me

I don't give a fuck if I bring your jet back code 2 or

code 3

I'm a pilot and I never make mistakes

I'll take the credit if it aint broken, I'll blame you

if it breaks



I don't even know where the oil filter lies

But I'll tell you fix it faster, goddammit! ‘Cause

I'm the one who flies

And I'll leave FOD in the cockpit without even a trace

Then I'll over-g the targeting pod with a smile on my

face



Cause I'm a pilot, I only care about me

I don't give a fuck if I bring your jet back code 2 or

code 3

I'm a pilot and I never make mistakes

I'll take the credit if it aint broken, I'll blame you

if it breaks



I'll put out some chaff, maybe a flare. Aw fuck it

Cause when I get back I want to see you have to replace

the whole damn bucket

And the ECM pod that one's my favorite joke

Forget to turn it on? Fuck no! It just pisses me off

when something aint broke



Cause I'm a pilot and I'm a mean old son of a bitch.

Yeah I know that it sucks that it's all cold and rainy

outside and here I am all warm and toasty inside my

cockpit. Hey crewchief, while you're at it, why don't

you get my tapes for me? What? Do you think I want to

hold this helmet bag all damn day?



I'll piss on your seat and blame it on a leak

Oh wait, gotta think of something else that's the same

excuse that I used last week



When I'm taxiing in do whatever it is you do

You can do a dance, pull down your pants, I don't care

I not even looking at you

And I'm sorry I scratched your jet up, maybe she had an

itch

Cause your baby may have your name on her, but I just

made her my bitch



Cause I'm a pilot, I only care about me

I don't give a fuck if I bring your jet back code 2 or

code 3

I'm a pilot and I never make mistakes

I'll take the credit if it aint broken, I'll blame you

if it breaks