Simon Lyrics

[Dr. Dooom]

Yeah~! Simon

I'm talkin to you

This motherfucker right here's for you

You got a lot of motherfuckers comin up on your show

And you try to act like you motherfuckin judgin every-

fuckin-body

You ain't no-motherfuckin-body



Fuck American Idol, Simon and his whack ass!

He can kiss the bottom of my foot and Paula can kiss my

black ass

That show is for no pro, it's for a jackass

I piss on the ratings with a scuba diving tank with a

German mask

The type of guy to defecate on jazz and bluegrass

Paint your face black I guarantee all your assets

you'll leave with a blue ass

I'm that insurance guy that come with a tow truck, when

your Maybach crash

These microphone niggaz with big budgets is trash

Lassie type niggaz who don't bark back, they sneak bite

niggaz

I'm ready for combat with poison down on the floor

You come up and test my shit like a rat

You pick a spot where you think you fuckin hot

and watch me wipe my ass wit'cha baseball cap

I piss on your pants from the Gap

Your bitch be fucked up with Noxzema on her face with a

headwrap

That shit your spit to everybody is head crap

Fuck with Franklin Fred rap

You're just a man sneakin back through a crack in rap

Flip your fuckin toupee like a flapjack

You a sap in rap, that bitch ain't got no fat ass in

the magazines

That's mad flat, she's just hyped up with a corny

basketball ass

That's mad fat, in fact she's a DVD homeless cat

Somebody I wouldn't want to dance to my track

Or put on some pants to my track

How you gon' stand there? You better be in a b-boy

stance to my track

Everybody flippin over a bullshit thong in your

buttcrack

Now I'm hyper toned up with a Corona

She ain't got gas in her ass to get from Corona

She's a roommate livin on a budget from a loaner

A grown-ass woman flyin back and forth to a yellow

Toyota

Fuckin with some cornbread ten carat gold chain nigga

that look like Yoda

How the fuck you gon' represent plastic surgery?

Yo' ass, movin in with the club promoter

How long you gon' do that shit 'til you get older and

bolder?

With strength from the butt needles

I'm that nigga that's low-key in the spotlight

Watchin your peoples, on some real life

I'm surreal trife, watchin these girls out in Vegas

Askin Carmelo Anthony to turn on they Con Edison lights



Yeah~! We rule

Dr. Dooom is in the fuckin room

Now you take that motherfucker personal

I want y'all to cover your ass

I'ma be there! Motherfucker I'ma be there

Right in the back of your fuckin dandruff, right on top

of your hair

YEAHHH~!