Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashing whileJacking off to buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauceSent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with sawsAnd knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it offTwisted sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm offSix different liquors with a Prince wig plastered onStop screamin', bitch: you shouldn't be that alarmedWhen Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addict's armEarl puts the "ass" in "assassin"Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plasticPuts them in a pan and mixes it up with scatThen gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfishIt so happens that I'm so haphazardousI'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin' cast the shitI'm askin' that you faggot rap actors take actionAnd get a hall pass for this class-act shitHow the fuck I fit an axe in a satchel?Slip capsules in a glass, you dizzy rascalParty staff baffled, askin' where her ass goIn my room, redefinin' the meanin' of black holesGo on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bustAnd butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fuckin' uppercutIt's OF buttercup, go ahead, fuck with usWithout a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother fuckedAsk her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her buttPlay a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunchAs well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured cuntFound the mustard, fuckin' nosey neighbors notice somethings up"What you doin'?" Nothin' much, squish out some other stuffGot to fucking bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of usGet up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit offDopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lotta talkCotton soft pussy them Odd niggas is MolotovCocktails, fuckin' toss one in your apartment dogWolf Gang we ain't barkin', nahTry talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut offPut in a carpet and watch it get auctioned offThe Ace tell Shake's daughter "We're sorry, but papa's gone, bitch"
