[Intro]Animation vs. AnythingYakko WarnerVsKermit the FrogDraw![Verse 1: Yakko Warner]Already fought Jay-Pac, now I’m facing this frog?I know you say “hi-ho”, let’s see if you “hip-hop.”Bud, I’m not the type of toon that you let go firstBecause I’ll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney askedTo bring you back, no strings attached, you’d think you’d passBut to keep you afloat like a lily pad, your little cast was given cashAnd ever since, you’ve been trash!When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic, you’ll be toadMan, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulpWhen I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flowYou had best make like Michigan; finally croak[Verse 2: Kermit the Frog]Sir, I don’t mеan to be rude, but Jack Black can attestEvеn for our telethon, we weren’t this desperate for a guest!But now the music is playing so we’ll fight the fightAnd you’re gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight!We’ve got generations of success on the screenBut it seems when you’re on the air, it’s Not Easy Making GreenIt took over 20 years for a network to renew youAnd they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu!Tried to be meta, but you were dead on releaseMan, you wouldn’t even be hip on a Sesame StreetIt’s fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits-But that’s none of my business[Verse 3: Yakko Warner]Your success is in the past, nowadays, all people take you forAre streaming service filler shows and mainstays at the Game Awards!Got all these recasts, but not the same after Henson’s leaveNew guy’s named Matt ‘cuz he’s stomping on your legacy!And when you’re not onstage, you’re a little bit insaneYou’re so stuck up in your ways, call you PIggy and the Brain!With all of the times you’ve gone divorcing that pigfriendYou should take after Gonzo and stick to choking your chicken!(Mwah, goodnight everybody!)[Verse 4: Kermit the Frog]I may be the Muppet, but your line structure felt sewnYour disses hardly tickled, who do ya take me for, Elmo?My ensemble’s key while all you’ve got is 3And I’ve seen scarier Dots on the face of Constantine!Straight Outta Swamp-ton, my flow never dries upI’m slinging the mud to hand you the Elmyra!So Yakko and all his gaffs should stay in the past‘Cuz your cast cannot match the classics; those are the facts!
