Chorus:[MURS] Have you heard them stories bout Henrietta Longbottom?[Slug] Yeah, I heard a lot of 'em and everybody got 'em[MURS] I never really met her but I know it's all true[Slug] I never seen her either but my brother say she cool[MURS] Rumors get around through the hood with the quickness[Slug] Everyone's a customer, all up in your business[MURS] One's in your circle that don't even know ya[Slug] The same one's that circulate the stories for yaVerse One [MURS]I seen Henrietta sittin' down by the railMessin' with a camel toe, talkin' on her cellBreakin' up some weed, gettin' ready for her bluntBut she never felt the need to fix the wedgie in the front[Slug]She kept to herselfOnly had a few associatesPeople of the village got curiousBut most would just make up storiesSome rumorsSome gossipBut Henrietta didn't careHands in her pockets[MURS]I heard she used to kick it down by the river bedShe used to date an old man that lived out in a shedI heard he had blue hairHonestly, who cares?The whole town used to say, "I wonder what they do there?"[Slug]Well, I heard he was birdPlus he was her dadFather of a dragon ballHer momma was a crocodileThey used to drag race down at the stripIn a Chevy NovaCross bow with an extra clip[MURS]Hands up when they rollin' through your cityChewin' on some stuff, mix it up with some WrigleyFumes from the car makin' everybody dizzyBumpin' Flaming Lips, Johnny Cash and Biggie[Slug]Kick in the doorBeatin' her dead horseIt diedShe made dog foodNo lossShe's a hooliganAmateur sex movies and fresh kicksBut her breath smells like Chicken boullianChorusVerse Two [MURS]She had a pink bandanna hangin' out her back pocketShe was in a gang that wore miss matched socks andMet up every Tuesday for beer and some bingoSince the horse died she had to ride a flamingo[Slug]Ha, he couldn't talk but he knew how to sing sheDid a little dust then cut off his wings thenStuck them to her backTook a sniff of gasolineAnd went door to door tryin' to sell magazines[MURS]Hair in a ponytailCocked to the sidePatch on her left, open up the right eyeDental floss and band aids to hold her pants up20 inch waist but a double D cup[Slug]W T FuckWhooShe's a true foxShe uses glue to hold up her tube socksShe's a ninjaHigh score on CentipedePlayed pro hockey till her body caught an injury[MURS]Henrietta Henrietta, girl where you been?Drowning in a bath tub filled up with ginDoesn't work a lot but grows her own cropLast week she killed some Navy Seals for tryin' to steal her crop[Slug]I don't know if you care or you investBut Henrietta's deadNo more no lessNever really met her so I'm not losin' sleepBut Longbottom is long goneRest in peaceChorus
