Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa Lyrics

[Lyric Note]
Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery...

[Verse 1: Joe]
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?

[Verse 2: Joe]
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
And grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat

[Instrumental]
Aaaaah!

[Verse 3: Joe]
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God, I probably got the
Gono-co-co-coccus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!

[Outro]
Why does it, why does it
Why does it, why does it hurt when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?