Fulguration Lyrics

Abnormal tissue abounds

An irritant to rid

A fitting treatment found

Electric currents assist



Wrap the deceased in foil

Attach a couple of clips

Plug the whole package in

Flip the switch and let her rip



Spit on the laboratory griddle

Watch the sparks increase

Fulguration in excess

The stench of burning grease



Fuses blowing one by one

Highly irritating

A surgeon needs to be prepared

with an extra generator