So, wide you can't get around itSo, low you can't get under itSo, high you can't get over itI, can't get over itReady or not, here we comeGetting down for the one which we believe in1993, much more bounceIce cube comin' with the half ounceNot just knee deep, jeep fulla smogAtomic dogLike ya behind, heard it through the grapevineHow much longer will you be mine?And I'ma tell ya, I don't like dramaSo do I have to put my handcuffs on your mama'Cause Bertha Butt did her damn boogie with her crewBut I'd rather boo youAnd make you say humdrum, tweedee dumHumdrum don't succumb when I'm done, buckin' hitsOne nation under a groove gettin' down for the funk of itTear the roof of this mother like we did last night, sonAnd hit you with the bop gunHere's my chance to dance my wayOut of my constrictionGonna be freakin' up and downHang up really lateWith the groove I only gotWe shall all be movedReady or not, here we comeGettin' down for the one which we believe inOne nation under a grooveGettin' down just for the funk of itOne nation and we're on the moveNothin' can stop us nowIf you hear any noise, it's just me and the boysPlayin' with our toysM-1, 'cuz everybody's gotta have funUnder the sun, under the sunSo rough, so tough when I get downThe disco fiend with the monster soundI wants to get funked up when I'm chillin', whoaThe bigger the headache, the bigger the pill inYou let her funk me 'cause my funk is the bestComin' from the westKickin' that hits be occupiedDedicated to the preservation motion of hipsHittin' them dips, CD skips but I'm straightAs I bounce, rock, skate, now I'll toast to thatIf it's rough, make the girls say, "Do that stuff! aw, do that stuff!"But ya got to be, you got to be a freak of the weekFor the top gun, hit you with the bop gunOne nation under a grooveGettin' down just for the funk of itOne nation and we're on the moveNothin' can stop us nowOne nation under a grooveGettin' down just for the funk of itOne nation and we're on the moveNothin' can stop us nowDo not attempt to adjust your radioThere ain't nothin' wrong, so hit the bongWaitin' on the double dutch bus for a rideAs the buffalo go round the outsidePut a glide in your stride and a dip in your hipGot daytons on the mothershipAnd you can ring my bell if you need me to passThe dutchie on the left hand side for the sale'Cuz nobody knows where the nose goes when the doors closeDog chow got the hoesLookin' for the theme from the black holeMay I'll big bang you with my black poleSo, flashlight, red light, we don't like cops on the bikeJust made bail, tonightSo whatcha gonna do when you get outta jail?I'm gonna have some fun with the bop gunReady or not, here we comeGetting down on the one which we believe inOne nation under a grooveGettin' down just for the funk of itOne nation and we're on the moveNothin' can stop us nowOne nation under a grooveGettin' down just for the funk of itOne nation and we're on the moveNothin' can stop us now