Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-OAnd on his farm he had some bass and this is how it goesLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laI said yo party people all over the worldHomeboys, fly guys and pretty girlsLet me take time out to introduce myself'Cause I'm the man who cuts a rhyme like no one elseSee I rock the house so viciouslyYou might think I'm from another galaxyBut for those of you who do not knowIt's the Gigolo that's rockin' this showYou see I do fresh shows around the worldAnd chill in hotels with pretty girlsWalk on red carpets under my feetAnd lay my body down in executive suitChauffeured around everywhere that I goAnd I'm always stretched out in a stretched limoBecause I'm cold as ice and oh-so smoothWear leather in the summer and still be coolYou see my rhymes are so def that you can't resistSo if you need to bite something, bite thisMy momma your momma hanging out clothesMy momma socked your momma in the noseDid it hurt? (nooo!)Dit it hurt? (nooo!)Chic-a chic-a nobe nobe nobe nobeAll the children went to heavenWon't be back 'til ten after elevenAre you ready? (yes!)Are you ready? (yes!)Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-OAnd on his farm he had some scratch and this is how it goes(scratching)I gotta twenty room pad like the YMCABeverly Hills California is where I stayI got a silver Rolls Royce and body guardsTwo German Shepherds that patrol the yardAnd when you come inside, for central ACYou could watch the dirty movies or the cable TVCheck out the room that's so uniqueWith a mirror waterbed and the satin sheetWith a kiss from the lips I can make you stripI'm gonna love youSo fine I'll make your backbone flipLike Kentucky Fried Chicken I'll do you rightGonna rock your body to the early lightI'm six-foot-four my legs kinda bowedMight rap a little slow but my name ain't JoeAt your request I can rap a little fasterSucker MCs I'm a real grandmasterMight make you dance, might make you rockMight make you dance and then I might notNot 3, not 2, I'm by myselfAnd if you look, to see, there's nobody elseSay sucker MCs who wanna battle meI'm so bad I might slam Mr. T'Cause I'm always on, I'm never offThe captain, the leader, the head and the bossI'm a little conceited, you can sign my [?]But one thing's for sure, my rap is freshLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laLa la la-la la-la, la la-la la laI gotta girl in the cotton fieldShe won't, but her sister will (mm-hmm) (mm-hmm)And I gotta girl in AlabamaI hit her in the head with a rotten banana (mm-hmm) (mm-hmm)Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-OAnd on that farm he had some bells and this is how it goes(bells to the tune of Lookout Weekend by Debbie Deb)So c'mon everybody and get to thisIt's a brand new groove and it can't be missedSay you sucker MCs this rhyme for you'Cause it's funky fresh and also brand newSee I never met a face that I didn't likeAnd I never MC who dared tried to bite, my rhymes'Cause they're one of a kindSit back and relax like Miller timeLike a bowl of Campbell's soup, I'm mmm-mmm goodJust ask all the ladies in my neighborhoodSee I'm, quite handsome and oh so fineAnd if you can't see that, you must be blind'Cause [?] amateurs, that's in needBecause I won't stop sucking until I do succeedI'm in this game for fortune and fameAnd I won't stop rockin' until I reignLa la la-la la laLa la la-la la laLa la la-la la laLa la la-la la laLa la la-la la laLa la la-la la laHey-hey-hey!It's Fat Rome(And he's gonna beatbox for you!)(And you might learn a thing or two)(Come join the party, with Gigolo and gang)(Listen to the rhyme and watch them do their thing)(Nah nah nah and have a good time!)(Nah nah nah and have a good time!)Y'all come back now ya hear?
