Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)Billy mundi (drums, vocals, yak)Bunk gardner (woodwinds)Roy estrada (electric bass, vocals)Don preston (retired)Jimmy carl black (drums, trumpet, vocals)Ian underwood (piano, woodwinds)Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)Suzy creamcheese (telephone)Dick barber (snorks)...operator? Phone for a minute, please...Hello? ...yes sir...Ah, can you call six seven eight nine eight six six...YesRightIs that vickie? He's gonna bump you off the assHe's got a gun, you knowIf he can get ya in laurel canyon, he won't get you hereHello? Vickie? YeahWhat's happening? Listen:Your father has called me up this...Now look, just don't panic but just tell meI'm not panickingOkI think my phone's captured tooWell don't worry about it, it's quite alrightFine... your father called me up this afternoonJust a second...
